How religion started
A: Hmmm... I wonder how the world was created/what happens when we die/how I can decide how to live my life...
B: Dude, wouldn't it be WHACKY if this great bearded sky fairy was watching us all the time and he knew all those things?
A: It totally would!
B: Yeah, but when you really think about it, it's kinda--
A: NO STFU BLASPHEMY SKYFAIRY IT IS.
B: But if you even start to ask questions--
A: [stones B to death]
Who determined…
that a house and a job are what defines you
that a college education puts you ahead of others
that love was intended to be monogamous
that a man can only love a woman
that family comes first
Jesus did.
Jehovah’s Witnesses
A couple of witnesses came to my door yesterday.
I showed them my titties. They left.
Praise the Lord.
I think it’s fascinating
That I got me a caring, wonderful, burly, atheist man, but when I tell him explicitly that I want him to have sex with other women, he tells me that I’m all he needs.
If I did believe in God I’d have to say he has a great sense of humor.
