that a house and a job are what defines you
that a college education puts you ahead of others
that love was intended to be monogamous
that a man can only love a woman
that family comes first
How i feel about the recent god sharing on Facebook.
A couple of witnesses came to my door yesterday.
I showed them my titties. They left.
Praise the Lord.
That I got me a caring, wonderful, burly, atheist man, but when I tell him explicitly that I want him to have sex with other women, he tells me that I’m all he needs.
If I did believe in God I’d have to say he has a great sense of humor.
oh stop it
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