Snarky Atheist

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Sun, 13 Jan 2013 13:14:38 -0500

How religion started

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 10:24:00 -0400

A: Hmmm... I wonder how the world was created/what happens when we die/how I can decide how to live my life...
B: Dude, wouldn't it be WHACKY if this great bearded sky fairy was watching us all the time and he knew all those things?
A: It totally would!
B: Yeah, but when you really think about it, it's kinda--
A: NO STFU BLASPHEMY SKYFAIRY IT IS.
B: But if you even start to ask questions--
A: [stones B to death]

Who determined...

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 10:59:54 -0400

malsysue9:

that a house and a job are what defines you

that a college education puts you ahead of others

that love was intended to be monogamous

that a man can only love a woman

that family comes first

Jesus did.

makeshiftreplica: How i feel about the recent god sharing...

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 15:17:26 -0400

makeshiftreplica:

How i feel about the recent god sharing on Facebook.

Jehovah's Witnesses

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 12:41:26 -0400

A couple of witnesses came to my door yesterday.

I showed them my titties. They left.

Praise the Lord.

I think it's fascinating

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 15:18:35 -0400

That I got me a caring, wonderful, burly, atheist man, but when I tell him explicitly that I want him to have sex with other women, he tells me that I’m all he needs.

If I did believe in God I’d have to say he has a great sense of humor.

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Wed, 14 Mar 2012 15:04:39 -0400

wonkyminds: oh stop it

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:50:35 -0400

wonkyminds:

oh stop it

Hey girl, you wanna know why they call me the Trinity? Call...

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 12:57:34 -0500

Hey girl, you wanna know why they call me the Trinity?

Call 1-800-JESUSFKS and get FILLED with the Holy Spirit.

(available in White, Jewish, Middle-Eastern, and Black models)

Jesus

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 14:48:53 -0500

How come no one ever brags about their Jesus-shaped turds?

Redbull

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 14:26:00 -0500

Why I gotta be an angel when something in this life give me wiiiiiiinggggggs?

christiantheatheist: Here’s the original for anyone that was...

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 13:30:24 -0500

christiantheatheist:

Here’s the original for anyone that was curious.

Re: A Reductio Argument for God’s Existence

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 12:49:00 -0500

1. If God does not exist, there is no absolute moral accountability.

2. If there is no absolute moral accountability, there is no absolute justice.

3. If there is no absolute justice, there is no absolute good or evil.

4. Given 1-3, Gollum is not absolutely evil.

5. Gollum is absolutely evil.

Therefore,

6. There is absolute justice and moral accountability.

7. Smeagol exists.

Fixed it.

TGIF!

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 09:29:00 -0500

Aka TISFFADTWMESROTETCMPTFEETWCTPO!

Thanks Invisible Sky Fairy for a day that we mark every seven rotations of the earth that causes many people to feel elated even though we created the phenomenon ourselves!

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Thu, 01 Mar 2012 12:07:00 -0500

JESUS

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 09:27:05 -0500

JESUS will never give you up. He will never let you down. GOD will never run around, he will not hurt you. Jesus will never make you cry, Jesus will NEVER say good-bye. He will not tell you lies, or desert you.

This blog

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 08:10:45 -0500

I need an outlet for my snarkiest jabs at religion that my family doesn’t know about, and this is it. This blog is MEANT to be offensive, so I can’t really be sorry if it comes off like that. If you wish to debate the nuances of atheism, I have several peers on tumblr that are far more eloquent and better informed than I am.

If you wish to be snarky, please submit.

If you need random doses of snark, please follow.

If you want to have a snark-off, I’ll try and oblige.

If you want to know more about me, here is my personal tumblr.

Lent

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 16:14:09 -0500

For Lent, I’m giving up God.

Which is too bad because He is delicious.

Dear Bearded Skyfairy,

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 16:11:20 -0500

Please forgive me, for I have thought logically. I will stop that, because I really want to live in a palace made of clouds, playing the harp and wearing a dress. That sounds like paradise.

Love, me.

PS. There are only white people there right? I’ve seen the paintings…